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Trey
Posted April 27, 2014 by Trey
I finkz the furst lesson of dis story iz 'never brag about sumpin yooz got 'cuz yoo'z could lose it!'

Okay, I'z allus been blessed wif beeootiful white shiny fangs. Even if I wuzn't yawnin' or meowin' loud, dey were right dere fur everbody to see...hangin' down over my chin in da mancatliest threatening way. I wuz allus so proud when someone would say 'Oh wot big teefs yoo have Trey!' I'd puff up my chest 'n swagger a little...

Well imagine how good I felt when one of dem started to grow! Getting longer. And longer. Whoo...I wuz gonna be super cat.
My Mama took a picture of me wif my toof 'n' ever one thot it was the most marvelous toof!!!

Until it fell out! Yup, just gone...one day dere, next day gone!!! Mama found it laying beside da bed 'n' I wuz down to only one fang!

Pride comes before da fall yoo see?



So Mama thot I'd better go 'n' have the doctor take a look at my mouf. She brushes my teefs pretty often but never noticed anyfing wrong.
But there wuz! OMG! I had gingivitis 'n' da doc was gonna have to take my other fang out plus THREE MORE teefz!!! Back ones!! 'N' she wuz gonna have to cut dem out!!!!

But I wuzn't scared...no, not me. I wuz a manly man cat 'n' wuz gonna take it on da chin...or wherever da teefs were still good.

Da problem came when I finded out I couldn't have my favorite crunchy food for 10 days. I had to have baby cat food...or old man catz food, which I isn't!! But yoo doo'z wot yoo needz to dooz. I'z eatin' lotz of saucy foodz 'n' hey! Dey'z pretty good too.

'N' I figure if I still want to be a vampire on Halloween I can rent sum fake fangz so it all turned out fur da good yoo see?
'N' best of all, it hazn't altered my handsum looks one little bit!
Anyway, I'z home now 'n' I'z eatin' sloppy stuff...fank goodness my tongue still wurks!



Da second lesson of diz story iz make sure yoo get yer vet to check yer mouf regularly so yoo don't lose teefs too!
signed: Trey
Tags: Trey, teeth, cat
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Chester wrote at April 30, 2014
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Good story.... Trey.... meow...
Chester
Neekah Boo wrote at April 30, 2014
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I likes your stories Trey! Your a good story teller
Neekah Boo
Neekah Boo wrote at April 28, 2014
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Yea Bugsy!!
Neekah Boo
Bugsy wrote at April 28, 2014
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Not much longer Neekah Boo and you will be home.
Bugsy
Neekah Boo wrote at April 28, 2014
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All news friends I see cants waits to meets them
Neekah Boo
Neekah Boo wrote at April 28, 2014
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I missy everybody
Neekah Boo
Neekah Boo wrote at April 28, 2014
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Ahh Treys you gots some treats yeah. My sissy I never mets Pookey Bear hads alls her teeths pulled mommy said and shes was eating dry foods and treats in just a matter of a month ot twos. So you'll be otay I promise my bestie friend. Mommy called me today I wokes up thoughts I was home but wasn't got scared and called everybody bad names. Hopes im nots in to much trouble
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Neekah Boo
Tate wrote at April 28, 2014
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Im glad you o'tay Smile Youz too handsome to be sick. Are you drooling at all with out your teethies? drool
Tate
Trey wrote at April 28, 2014
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Hey Tate! Dat'z wot ar Mama keeps sayin' too so must be troo! It still feels funny not havin' dem doe. I even got to have a treat dis mornin' 'cuz Da brought home some soft ones just fur me to have. Dey went down just swell...I fink I'll do okay!
Trey
Tate wrote at April 28, 2014
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Dood, youz still one heck of a handsome mancat, with or without your "fangies" rockon dood!
Tate
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